Title: Shelter
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop/Eli Bradley
Rating: G
Word Count: 660+
Prompt: This is why we don't go into animal shelters.
A/N: Mici gives me the best prompts to make Eli hilariously miserable. It's one of the (many) reasons I love her.

( Didn't anyone ever teach you the Dracula Sneeze? )

Title: Becoming, Became
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 800+
Summary: Teddy still isn't sure what he did to get to this point.
A/N: pellucere asked for a timestamp of 1 month later for whatever's willing will yourself become. Reading that is not necessary, but I suppose it is helpful.

( Teddy still can't quite get over that )

Title: Sometimes Super Strength Is A Real Pain In The Face
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 900+
Prompt: tsaiko prompted Restraints, and well, there was apparently only one way that could go. (Fixed slightly from the original.)
A/N: Have I mentioned I hate my commute?

( It's reflex when he tries to break his arms free this time )

Title: conspiracy
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 550+
Prompt: madeline_may asked for popsicle, cat, bra, cell phone, video game and I did my best

( That mission is not to watch Teddy suck on a cherry popsicle )

Title: BILLY IS A BAMF or HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE BLUE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 600+
Contains: whump...ishness
Prompt: Mici asked for protective!Billy and "tell me what hurts" and I complied

( Teddy likes it when he gets angry, not when he gets worried )

Title: APPROPRIATE CEPHALOPODIAN IMAGERY IS APPROPRIATE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avngers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13 (for implications)
Word Count: 500 exactly
Contains: italics abuse
Author's Notes: Dangit Squeak

( That. That is the analogy Billy is using today. )

Title: Seeing, Suddenly
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <800
Prompt: i like him when he's angry
Author's Notes: From hiruko_undead's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest
I actually kind of like this one, I should poke it some more.

( where did his subconscious drag that up from )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: Too Close
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman)
Rating: PG
Word Count: <700
Contains: bug-eating :O
Summary: It is not like Billy's a stranger to weird things.
Author's Notes: Wordle prize for riko. I don't know if I'm happy with the ending; I may have to go in and pick at it some more.

( ...not, ultimately, all that interesting )

Title: ONE DAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIDDLED WITH STUPID CLICHES I PROMISE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Contains: towel slippage
Summary: Billy can say without any doubt that this is the first time he's ever been shoved up against a door by someone not ( Read more... )